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She had always wanted words, she loved them, grew up on them.

- Michael Ondaatje

She read books as one would breathe air, to fill up and live. She read books as one would breathe ether, to sink in and die.

- Anne Dillard

English major.

Things Austin says about me:


“I mean, you do have purple hair and were just shopping for corsets online … I don’t know where to go from here. I don’t think you should have been as surprised as you were."

“There’s just something about you that’s like… ‘that girl knows how to make a pentagram out of salt’.”

In response to being asked what I'm like. By her mother: "She's small and I think she's possibly a witch. I think she possesses inherent magical powers."
alex-loves-music:

eridans-crotch:

dannyquinns:

iwillmakeyouintoshoes:

sh3rl0cksn1ppl3s:

golgothasghirahim:

penotbutter:

314159265358:

basstrip:

thebeautifulhustle:

this has a deeper meaning. the light bulb represents an idea of an individual and the mouse trap represents how quick society is to destroy that idea.

shut up its a light bulb falling on a mouse trap

this is someone dying while under an MRI scan.

listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a light bulb . But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a light bulb  would never just fall into something like a mouse trap. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.
But say that your idiotic theory is correct.
Say it did actually fall into it.
That appliance still probably died.
Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that light bulb was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?
And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken

Tragically beautiful.

#everything you need to know about tumblr in one post

Wow, okay, at least put a fucking trigger warning on this. I lost a lightbulb to mousetrap violence and I don’t want to see this shit on my dash being glorified by some hipster assholes.

New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.

I once ate entire bag of Doritos all by myself. I even had people to share them with. But I didn’t.

alex-loves-music:

eridans-crotch:

dannyquinns:

iwillmakeyouintoshoes:

sh3rl0cksn1ppl3s:

golgothasghirahim:

penotbutter:

314159265358:

basstrip:

thebeautifulhustle:

this has a deeper meaning. the light bulb represents an idea of an individual and the mouse trap represents how quick society is to destroy that idea.

shut up its a light bulb falling on a mouse trap

this is someone dying while under an MRI scan.

listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a light bulb . But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a light bulb would never just fall into something like a mouse trap. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually fall into it.

That appliance still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that light bulb was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken

Tragically beautiful.

#everything you need to know about tumblr in one post

Wow, okay, at least put a fucking trigger warning on this. I lost a lightbulb to mousetrap violence and I don’t want to see this shit on my dash being glorified by some hipster assholes.

New Yorker: No, but I could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant.

I once ate entire bag of Doritos all by myself. I even had people to share them with. But I didn’t.

(Source: mikegoedecke, via bloodywellstammer)

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