staffsergeantchaos:

dollydust:

staffsergeantchaos:

“Furthermore, it was wrong of me to say I was building houses for the underprivileged when I was actually having four-way sex in a cave. In Brazil.”

“In my defense, it was my birthday. And I really wanted to do it.”

Oh my god. Screaming. 

Also my defense for everything I do on my birthday from here on out.

yes

i am so glad you’re watching this. 

you have no idea. i/m halfway through a bottle of a wine, hanging half in half out of my bath tub, ,y laptop propped up on a trash can laughing hysterically as shampoo bottles get knocked into the water and scare teh hell of me…also my ouch pad mouse hates water…lolllllllll

omg i need this on my blog